Dramatis Personae
+Anthony Fournier as Losco
+Reece Carter as Frank
+Ronnie Whelan as Sheniqua
+Moreven B as the four Gobbos
+Linlin Kins as Umquat
NPCs
Steve – Seems like a dick. Might build you a pornitarium.
Tony Ten Toes – A low level weapons guy in Mongoose territory.
Pirate Assassin Boi – The only one left alive.
BlindyD – A mysterious woman!
Loot
10 boots.
Nokia 3310
4 bicorn hats and lightly damaged pirate costumes.
Flashlight
Pocket Poker Game
3 Wooden Spikes
4 Bows
40 arrows
2 short sword
2 katanas
1500cc (That’s 375 cc/xp each)
Highlights Recap
Ymill, shocked by the party’s mention of Dave-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, ran from the museum screaming. The party then dawdled and bantered with one another until the little shack was surrounded on all sides by young men with axes, and Steve (leader of the Republic of Steve) entered to interrogate the party as to why they were spreading sedition.
When Steve discovered that the man at the gate had heard the party mention Dave before, and not reported this crime, he was sentenced to 3 days in the hotbox. Steve explained to the party that Dave-who-must-not-be-named is a dangerous usurper, putting up signs all over the place proclaiming this territory to be his, when in TRUTH it never had been. He’d never even had anything to do with it.
The party offered to bring Steve Dave’s head if would agree to build a Pornatorium in Trumpquatia, which Steve agreed to. Immediately after leaving, the party fucked right off because who cares about that shit. Instead, they returned to their quest to source some Sorbeyak spinal fluid for the Gobbo’s pool!
On their way through No Man’s Land towards Comet Caller territory, the party was ambushed by a group wearing faux-pirate garb, and wielding crossbows. They got the drop on the party and got a few good hits in, then Umquat burst in outta friggin’ nowhere, riding a lama, and landed right on top of one of the fuckers. The fight was pretty short work from there as the party quickly wiped the floor with these losers. Losco and Frank looted the bodies while Umquat and the rest of the party chased down the two survivors.
The men were clearly Fighting Mongooses themselves, and the one survivor Umquat left alive claimed that they’d come after the Breakfast Club because their continued personal involvement in the politics of the dome was a threat to the Fighting Mongoose neutrality. He claimed that his own brother had been killed recently while out on a normal job. Not by someone opposed to him, but by someone who thought the actions of the party represented the actions of all fighting mongoose. Umquat left him alive, after hitting him with this totally sick burn. It was so sick, you guys. Super sick.
Meanwhile, Losco found a Nokia 3310 on one of these guys, and started looking through the recent calls. The most recent call was to a guy named Tony Ten Toes, a low level weapon’s dealer in Mongoose territory. Losco called and said “Job’s done.” Tony Ten Toes was confused by this, and eventually assumed the call was about an erotic cake he had ordered, and was annoyed at the lack of discretion they were showing just calling him like this.
Figuring that was probably a dead end, Losco called the next number down, to someone called “BlindyD.” Said the same thing “Job’s done,” and a woman on the other end replied “Don’t call this number again.”
Ignoring this, Losco immediately called back, and said “Job’s done” again. The woman got angry, him “You’ve already been paid. Never call me again.”
Figuring they’d found their would-be assassin’s employer, the party continued on their way. Umquat called Investi Gator to have him look into this “Blindy D” person for her.
Also there was some sheninigans where the Gobbos stole Losco’s ring of great beard, and threw it. Losco threw one of the gobbos, the gobbo threw the ring further, then Losco ran after the ring and the four gobbos all hid behind Umquat and shook their fists at him when he put it back on.
The session ended In Media Res