Five Years Left

Weeks 1-5

  • Session 1: “If we help Globin franchise on a different level of the dungeon, would it be a multi-level marketing scheme?”
  • Session 2: “Cow Tools”
  • Session 3: “I went to highschool in a dungeon, & I fucked in the hallways.”
  • Session 4: “A Little Girl, Three Wizards, and an Influencer.”
  • Session 5: “They wanna steal our dirt!”

Weeks 6-10

  • Session 6: “The Hole is all I got, baby.”
  • Session 7: “Everyone! Start doing cowboy shit!”
  • Session 8: “Sure wish I had a bow right now…”
  • Session 9: Pearl Jam
  • Session 10: Bee Teeth

Weeks 11-15

  • Session 11: Muscles Becomes the Party Leader
  • Session 12: The Goblin Sub-King’s Sandwiches
  • Session 13: “They were nerds. They pissed me off. Now they get to be whipped by spider people.”
  • Session 14: “It’s like NATO, but meat.”
  • Session 15: Degloved

Weeks 16-20

  • Session 16: I HAD A TITLE IN MIND BUT IT HAS SLIPPED OUT
  • Session 17: Uncomfortably Polite Encounters with Nazi Mummies
  • Session 18: Technically a 12 /or/ Frame Perfect Snake Skip
  • Session 19: “I Resonate With Eating Everything That’s Left, and Then Dying.”
  • Session 20: “I Throw the Orange Crush at the Mysterious Mural”

Weeks 21-25

  • Session 21: Farmer Revenge
  • Session 22: Ecology of Hate
  • Session 23: “Oh no, the game got hard while I was away!”
  • Session 24: Pro-Hocky Bomb
  • Session 25: Succumbing to Wires & Cockroaches

Weeks 26-30

  • Session 26: “I’m Trying to Gaslight This Girl, Leave Me Alone!”
  • Session 27: This Dungeon Isn’t Up To Fire Code At All
  • Session 28: “C’moooooon double sixes for Jesus!”
  • Session 29: We Don’t Need Idoru’s Head
  • Session 30: Pudding Party

Weeks 31-35

  • Session 31: In Which Pearl Comes to Understand Samo’s Feelings, Vis-a-Vis Humans
  • Session 32: I Lost Level 4.
  • Session 33: Wholesome 10-Pin Alley
  • Session 34: Mapping The Bottom Edge of Level 4
  • Session 35: Simply Samo

Weeks 36-40

  • Session 36: Ha HA! The Curse is Defeated If We Don’t Say Anything!
  • Session 37: Casting ‘Stone to Meat’
  • Session 38: Crowdsourcing a Ukelele
  • Session 39: The Red Key
  • Session 40: Puzzles Are For Lamers

Weeks 40-43 (End)

  • Session 41: Samo’s People are Lamers
  • Session 42: The Demons Live in Elias’ House!
  • Session 43: Raiding the Goblin Market