I made a thing for you folks. It’s about a cordial society of Gentledogs trying to live up to their own values, and the wizard who doesn’t want them to. I hope ya’ll like it. Many thanks to Moreven B. for loving Dachshunds so much that she made me a mountain of fancy interior art. Also to my friends Joe V. and Comrade Pollux for providing some last minute proof reading. You would not believe some of the typos that almost made it into this thing.