Secret Santicore 2017 is finally available thanks to the diligent stewardship of Steve Sigety and layout savior David Sugars. Tons of folks came together to produce these beautiful 90 pages of cool game shit. My own contribution was a d100 table of Alchemical Accidents: While attempting to mix the desired concoction, there is an explosion, … Continue reading Santicore 2017: d100 Alchemical Accidents
With thanks to Justin Stewart of Dragons Gonna Drag for donating his time to proofread this post. Even in rules-light D&D, players are expected to do a lot of bookkeeping. Tracking skills, spells, and other silly stuff can be tedious, which is why Gobbos exist. Gobbos have no use for books, or for keeping them. … Continue reading d100 Gobbobilities
Sure, every town has a tavern, and, like…a general store. But when your players enter a new town, and you tell them what they see, there should be something in there to pique their interest. Something that will make them look up from their phones and dice towers and say “Lets check that out!” Some … Continue reading d100 Unusual Shops in Town
For each piece of armor found, roll once or twice on the table to determine what materials it’s made from. Everything on this list is super realistic. If you find something you think is unrealistic, it’s just because you don’t understand something that I do understand. Because I am a very smart boy. Street signs, … Continue reading d100 Materials your Post-Apocalyptic Armor is Made From
This d100 table was selected by my generous Patrons. If you’d like a chance to decide what d100 tables I’ll work on next, drop a dollar into my Patreon! So, what makes these mooks more than just mooks? Killer Paul – A psychopathic serial killer, who finds this way of life a useful in providing … Continue reading d100 Mercenary or Bandit Leaders
Money may not always be sufficient for the goods or services that the players want. Extraordinary desires can only be satisfied by extraordinary payments. Not every payment here will be suitable for every situation, so feel free to re-roll if the payment doesn’t fit your needs. On the other hand, don’t be afraid to massage … Continue reading 1d100 Payments
For the past couple years, I’ve been posting a fair number of d100 tables, because they’re awesome. They’re fun for me to write, useful in play, and people seem to friggin’ love reading them. Each one I write is pretty much guaranteed to spike my site’s traffic, so it’s a win-win-win. Often, when I upload … Continue reading Methods for Writing d100 Tables
(January 6th 2020 Edit): I have of late become increasingly uncomfortable with the way this post was written and presented. So much so that I took it down entirely for a short time, but ultimately decided it would be better to keep it online in a slightly modified form. I would first like to note … Continue reading d100 Human Beings for Sale
Do you know what I hate even more than wands? Staves. Fucking wizard staves are dumb and awful and stupid. At best they’re just alternate wands, and at worst they’re like a whole secondary spell list that the Wizard hast to keep track of. A nightmare of bookkeeping that most players would seem to regard … Continue reading Better Wizard Staves + d100 Wizard Staves
I have never liked magic wands. Even back when I thought 3rd edition D&D was the bee’s knees, they just felt dumb to me. Little spell dispensers that you charge up and then unload like a magic machine gun. Brendan of Necropraxis made a fine attempt at rehabilitating them, but even thus improved, they still … Continue reading Better Magic Wands + d100 Magic Wands